Fiancé: This book might be too dark for you.
Me: Someone’s chest exploded Alien-style in the last book I read
Fiancé: …You’ll be fine.
1Anonymous asked: Each house’s reaction when Draco is flirting with them in class.
1245Ravenclaw:
Me? Seriously? Are you making fun of me..?Slytherin:
Hufflepuff:
Gryffindor:
Anonymous asked: Each house tasting firewhiskey for the first time?
393Ravenclaw:
THIS IS AMAZING! Keep it together.. AMAAAAZING!Hufflepuff:
Yep, totally my first time with firewiskey.
Slytherin:Gryffindor:
- Kid: God made you.
- My son: No, he didn't.
- Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
- My son: A scientist made me.
- Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
- My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
- Kid: ...
- My son: ...
- Kid: ...
- My son: I was made by SCIENCE!
